Morpheus: What is the Matrix? Control. The Matrix is a computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into this. [holds up a Duracell battery]
Neo: No, I don't believe it. It's not possible.
Morpheus: I didn't say it would be easy, Neo. I just said it would be the truth.
Morpheus: "This is your last chance.
After this, there is no turning back.
You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes".
posted by The Human Battery @ 6/20/2006
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I am a happy Human Battery living blissfully on my Matrix Island, governed by my all-knowing Matrix Master (MM).
I have only one mission in life - to fatten my MM as much as he wants, by serving as his energy and food source. This, I will do diligently，obediently and unthinkingly, just as any battery worth his salt would. 鞠躬尽瘁，死而后已！
So, go read my first post, and remember, pick the blue pill, not the red one!! You will be happy too :)
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4 Comments:
I will take the blue pill. Thank you.
Ignorance is bliss.
the trick is to take both the red and the blue pills.
i'll take the blue. when i earn enough money, i'll pop in the red, and leave the matrix.
The technique is not to take any pills. Pills are bad for you. Pills stop you from procreating.
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